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Streaking Jokes

What was the punishment for the Amish boy who went streaking at school?

He got suspendered.

A man went streaking through a church

They caught him by the organ

Why did the radiologist go streaking at the Super Bowl?

He was trying to get the best exposure!

Two guys are playing cards in a nursing home when a naked old lady with a walker goes streaking

One guy says, “what was that?”

The other guy responds, “I don’t know, but it needed ironing!”

The hot farmer

A hot, sweaty farmer walks into a bar and orders a cold beer. "Dang, our baler broke down in the field today, and its humid and 100+ degrees out," the farmer complains. "I'm so hot and sweaty from repairing that thing that I just want to rip off all my dirty, sweaty clothes and run around the bar in...

An Australian is driving all over Texas, fast and reckless.

He's streaking down highways, taking curves too fast and just generally being a danger to himself and everyone else on the road.

Finally, a state trooper catches up to him and gets him to pull over. "Drivin' a little crazy there, friend," says the trooper. "You come here to die?"

The A...

LPT: If you ever find yourself outside without clothes, just spray yourself down with Windex.

It prevents streaking.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A plane was about to take off when a man burst out of the cockpit naked, yelling

"this is your captain streaking"

If fortune favors the bold..

How come I was arrested for streaking?

My dad looked at me and said, "If you ever decide to run around naked on a drunken night, always bring Windex with you." I asked him what he meant by that...

He said, "Well, it prevents streaking."

The church needs painting

So the Preacher hires a painter to do the work. After completion everything looks great until the first rain storm and then the paint starts streaking down the walls. The Preacher calls back the painter and ask’s what went wrong. The painter admits he watered down the paint to save costs. The Preac...

[NSFW] Two old men are talking at home

The first asks the other, "What ever happened to that streaking trend?" The other man looks confused "What was that?" "It was when people would take off their clothes and run through the streets." "That sounds great I think I'll do that now." At 90 years he undressed and took off down the street an...

Bored in the nursing home

Three women living in a nursing home are bored one day and talking. The first woman says "Alright I'm bored."
The second woman says "Well what can we do?"
The third woman says "Let's go streaking!"
Feeling that surge of excitement, the women all agree.

Not long after, they run naked ...

A naked man...

... was running outside and causing some pandemonium.

The police tried everything to get this man to stop: pepper spray, tazers, rubber bullets...nothing seemed to work.

With a big grin, one officer turned to the Chief and said, "I've got an idea...we spray him with Windex!"

Th...

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