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Exploding Jokes

6 yr old son made this up. What do exploding pandas eat?

BAMBOOM!
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What did the burglar say after he broke into Fort Knox by exploding a bomb?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold.
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What do you call an exploding Monkey?

A BaBOOOOM!!!
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What do you call an exploding duck?

A fire quacker.
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Is it possible to stop a grenade from exploding by putting the pin back in?

I need a quick answer to this question
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Did you know that there was a corvette known for exploding?

It was the C4
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Batman and Robin were elected from the exploding Batjet

Batman: to the Batmobile.

Robin: Batman! The car is not starting.

Batman: Check the battery.

Robin: What the heck is a tery?
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I might buy you an exploding calculator...

But don't count on it.
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You've heard of the game Exploding Kittens? Well now there is a new game called Exploding Deer.

It'll get you the biggest bang for your buck.
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What do you call an exploding clitoris?

A cherry bomb

Why did the soldier blow himself up when he found out about exploding devices

He wanted to C4 himself
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I wasn't going to make a joke about Zion's shoe exploding...

Between stitches, an asian kid told me "You don't have quality material" insisting "[I] put myself in his shoes. Just for a minute. Just do it!"
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I knew a guy that was selling exploding prayer rugs in the middle east

He told me prophets were going through the roof
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What did the boron control rod say to the nuclear core before prematurely exploding ?

Just the tip.
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I just read this strange new book about a dark blue star exploding out of a sailor's belly button

It's a novel naval navel navy nova novel

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A Kung Fu student in ancient China goes to meet his wise old master...

A Kung Fu student in ancient China goes to meet his wise old master. He says:

"Master, I keep trying but I cannot do the Kick of a Thousand Exploding Suns. Help me Master!"

His master gives him an anecdote.

"Have you seen the waves of the ocean crashing into the white cliffs whi...

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!
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I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea.

I think they would have preferred cash.
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The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack and the Samsung battery is exploding...

It's like the mobile equivalent of our presidential election!
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