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Tomahawk Jokes

I once threw a tomahawk at my dad's car

I once threw a tomahawk at my dad's car, leaving a nasty blemish in the passenger door.


My dad was OK with it, though, afterall... it was only an axe dent

My buddy went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back...

Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand."

The tattooist said "Hang on pal, I've only just finished his turban."

What did Trump say to the Tomahawk missiles?

"You're fired!"

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An annual weaponry competition is being held.

There is one representative each from every country. Each representative wields the main weapon of sorts from their culture. A fly is released within the range if the representative and they must cut it. The nore precise or beautiful the cut, the more points.

The next competitor goes up, repr...

What did general Custer and Assad both say to their men?

WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE TOMAHAWKS COME FROM??

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A mother was getting out of the shower when her young son walked in.

He pointed at the area between her legs and said, "Mommy, what's that?" Embarrassed, she replied, "That's where the Indian hit me with his tomahawk." The young boy replied, "Wow, right in the cunt?!?"

How we can solve the issue with Syria....

Fill those tomahawk missles with Pepsi and it's all going to be right as rain.

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A little Texas joke

A young man in Oklahoma turns 21. Excited, he tells his father, “I want to finally go to Texas.”

His father warns, “Scooter, you’re a full-grown man, now. I can’t stop you from going to Texas. But I have to warn you… **EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS!** You can’t be prepared for how absolutely hug...

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