I just read a Pirates of the Caribbean story where Jack Sparrow had missile launchers on his ship.
It was non-cannon
Ben Shapiro was loyal to Steam
All his friends, family, and co-workers knew that Ben would defend Steam in any argument, claiming it to be the superior game launcher, and the only one people should use. His loyalty was unmoving, and even gained him some branding deals with Valve.
One day while Ben was on his comput...