He seemed like a nice guy. After a few hours, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer.
I replied with "I don't know man, the odds of two serial killers being in the same car is highly unlikely"
I got pulled over today by a State Highway Patrolman..
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I dont, I was trying to keep up with traffic."
*State Boy looks left and right*
"Son, there is no traffic around us."
"See, that's how far behind I am!"
For my teacher who used to tell this one....
Two traveling salesmen were riding together across West Texas when their car began to sputter and cough. Soon, it died completely and they were stranded on the side of a state highway with little traffic.
Fortunately, a pick up truck pulled over to help. The driver was a comely middle aged wo...
A highway patrolman pulls over an elderly woman for speeding.
"Ma'am," he tells her, "I clocked you doing 72 MPH. The speed limit on this road is 55."
"But, Officer, the sign back there said it was 75!"
"No, Ma'am, that wasn't a speed limit sign, that was the route sign. You're on State Highway 75. I'm sorry for your confusion, but I still have t...