A truck carrying fruits accidentally spilled them all over the expressway
It caused a traffic jam
This idiot beside me was texting and driving on the expressway
How irresponsible and dangerous. I was so mad I put my window down and threw my beer at him.
"You've got to let people know where you're going!" said my driving instructor as we merged on to the expressway...
"OK!" I replied as I updated my Facebook status.
Roman Numerals are very interesting... [LONG JOKE]
You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.
Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
There was a group of troubled teenagers bored in a small town.
There was a group of troubled teenagers who were bored in a small town. They egged their neighbor's house, TPed the one down the road, and just generally caused mischief but they were running out of original ideas to keep it fresh.
One of them decided to go down to the expressway overpass and...