Krillin, Sean Bean and a Starfleet redshirt walk into a bar.

They all lived.

Patrick Stewart is talking about a new Stsr Trek show he will be in. There will be a disease or attack that wipes out all officers of a certain age, leaving Starfleet without any captains. So they bring in retired admirals to captain the ships.

It will be called "Geria-Trek."

Why does Data the android cost Starfleet so much money?

Because Data is enterprise hardware.

What's the difference between a Starfleet captain and a Klingon?

Nobody got mad when a new series with a bald Starfleet captain aired

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