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What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.

How many ensigns does it take to clean the USS Enterprise?

Zero, space is a vacuum.

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What always clogged the toilet on the USS Enterprise?

Captain's Log

Paranormal happenings in the Navy

Just found out that the USS Enterprise (CVN-65, sorry to Trekkies) was haunted. The apparition of a human figure, from the waist down and appearing to have been messily severed from the rest of the body, would walk the ship’s passageways.

While nobody is sure of the ghost’s identity or the ex...

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