Vulcan Jokes - 4 Hilarious Vulcan Jokes

Q: What is vulcanized rubber?

A: Spock’s birth control.

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Why doesn't Mr. Spock give hand jobs?

Because his Vulcan grip will make you limp.

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If Mr. Spock uses a condom...

...does that make it vulcanized rubber?

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So my rich brother in law bought a Jag. And one day while he was at a stop light

My destitute nephew, Ronnie, pulled up beside him in his 2003 Toyota.

They are happy to see each other, the difference in wealth has never been an issue between them.

"How are you nephew?" say Mel “Have you seen my new Jag?"

"My that’s a fancy car, so let me ask you, what kind ...

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