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My SO and I went out on a boat with her parents. Midway thru the trip the engine started stalling...

My girlfriend, trying to be cute, says, "Dad can't you just do stuff right?! Dad looks her straight in the eye, without missing a beat, and says, "If I did things 'right' you wouldn't be here."

Men's Helpline for Women

Dear John,

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV.  My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He wa...

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Why do people take a long time crapping in public bathrooms?

Because they’re stalling!

What do you call Russian student who seems like he'll never finish college?

Stalling grad

What did the CIA say to the clock that would only say, "Tick, tick, tick?"

Stop stalling. We have ways to make you tock!

A penguin is driving down the road

A penguin is driving through the desert and his car starts to sputter and loose power. He just barely makes it to a mechanic, the car stalling out as he coasted into the parking lot.

He walking in and asks if there is anything that can be done. The mechanic tells him that he’ll give it a look...

Faced an interview question I couldn't answer, so I went to hide in the bathroom and stood on the toilet

You could say I'm stalling.

What's it called when you're killing time at work hiding in the bathroom?

Stalling.

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