I don't know what "procrastinate" means.

I think I'll look it up later.

My teacher told me I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinate so much

I told them, “Just you wait!”

People say I procrastinate like there’s no tomorrow

But there’s always tomorrow

What do you call it when a Russian dictator procrastinates?


Someone asked me why I procrastinate so much.

I said I’d tell them later



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My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate."

I told her, "Oh yea... Just you wait."

Edit: She didn't believe in me but thanks to you guys and your amazing support, I can tell her to piss off cause I made something of myself. I'm front page famous.

Well... Not right now but I will!

Today at work, after lunch, I decided that I would procrastinate

Finally, I decided I would wait to be back home to do it.

To survive is to procrastinate death,

but in the end there is always a deadline.

Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?

Because they love Stalin

My new year’s resolution is to procrastinate.

But I will wait till tomorrow to start.

What do we want? To Procrastinate!!!

When do we want it? Tomorrow!!!

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If I procrastinated as much as I masturbated

I'd never come to anything

"Let's procrastinate together," suggested my friend.

I said, "Maybe some other time."

When's the best time to procrastinate?


Ive always wanted to teach myself how to procrastinate.

Just never got around to learning it.

Hello class and today ill be teaching you how to procrastinate

Actually, why dont you come back tomorrow.

Whenever I procrastinate on buying a gift, I just remind myself...

There’s no time like the present.

Here's a funny joke about people who procrastinate

I'll post it tomorrow.

Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry?

She had a filthy habit

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