Fidget spinners are useless

Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.

Did you hear about the new Swastika Fidget spinners?

They really help you concentrate!

Little kids are like fidget spinners

They're overhyped.

Oh yeah and they spin easier when you stick something metal through them.

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...

...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-pa...

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