The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"<...
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Two men were kayaking down a cold river
They felt that if they didn’t do something soon, they’d freeze to death. So they decided to build a fire between them which ended up burning a hole through the vessel and sank it. This just goes to show you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
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What did Donald Trump say when he went Kayaking?
Fake Canoes!
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Father and son go on a kayaking tour
When they get home Mom notices he has a swollen black eye.
Mom: "Omg, what happened to your eye?"
Son: "There was a huge mosquito in the kayak"
Mom: "Did he bite you?"
Son: "Nope, Dad killed it with the paddle"
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While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the Cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized,
That's probably why they're still in Cuba.
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A kayak instructor and a priest sit at the gates of heaven.
An angel says to them “sorry, but there is only room for one more person in heaven. “ He then leaves to go consult with the other angels. The priest says “it’s obviously going to be me because I’m the most spiritual.” The angel then returns and says that the kayak instructor is going to go in....
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So I work for a local search and rescue team in my small town, and this guy from the big city decides to come do some kayaking on the river.
He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.
The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a ...
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