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Tows Jokes

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There’s an airline crash in the Pacific. The only two survivors are a young man, Steve, and an unconscious young woman.

Steve finds the young woman clinging to a piece of debris. He tows her to a small, deserted atoll.

The young woman does not regain consciousness for a week. In the me...

Some couple was getting a little frisky behind the wheel of an Altima on a slick street, lost control and went slightly off the road, hit a tree with the front end and needed to call an ambulance and roadside assistance.

A classic case of Head, Shoulder, Nissan Tows, Ice, ERs, Mouth and Nose.

A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down.

AAA (Antarctic Automobile Assn) tows it to the garage in the nearest town, where the mechanic says he has time to look at it, give him half an hour.

The penguin wanders down the street to an ice cream shop and decides to beat the heat with a cone of his favorite flavor, vanilla. Of course, b...

How does North Korea celebrate Christmas?

With missile tows

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A horse, a chicken and a fantastic moral. [long]

There is a horse and a chicken and they are best friends. One day horse and chicken are walking down a trail when horse steps into some very deep mud. Horse struggles to get out but he cannot set himself free and chicken is too small and feeble to free horse as well. As chicken is crying for his fri...

A blonde buys a car.

She drives it home then goes to bed. The next morning she goes to work. After working all day she leaves at eleven o clock at night. She gets inside her car starts it up, but the car won't go she calls a mechanic and he tows the car to his garage and looks at it and says there is nothing wrong with ...

A horse and a chick are playing in a meadow...

After a time, the horse gets stuck in the mud. Frantic, he tells the chick to run to the farm and get the farmer to pull him out.

The chick runs as fast as her little legs will carry her and reaches the farm to find the farmer is nowhere to be seen. She finds an open window into the farmhous...

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The farmer, his horse and his chicken.

A horse and chicken are best of friends, they play in the field all day long but after a bad storm the horse gets stuck into sinking mud and worries he is going to drown..

He cries for the chicken to help; who runs off to find the farmer. The farmer drives back with his BMW, throws a rope in...

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