Two southern wives were sitting on their porch sipping brandy.
One woman says to the other ‘my husband bought me this beautiful ring’ as she flashed a diamond ring. The other replied in a breathy voice ‘ain’t that niiceee’.
The first woman added ‘he also bought me this lovely dress I’m wearing today’. The other replied in the same breathy voice ...
The sore throat
Carl, a young man, woke up and suffered from an awful sore throat and all but lost his voice. The small town's doctor operated out of his own home, so Carl made his way over, scratching at his sore throat.
Dr. Wendell's wife answered the door, "Yes?" Carl, in a very quiet, breath...