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Slitting Jokes

Morgue Murderer Caught

The infamous Morgue Murderer was finally apprehended for his crimes of breaking into morgues and brutally slitting the throats of unsuspecting employees.

It turns out that it really never pays to cut coroners.

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A chicken walks into a bar..

..and orders five flagons of mead. After the fourth alcoholic beverage, the bartender asks him..

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"Hey buddy why the long fac..oh wait not a horse lol."

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The chicken gulps down his fifth drink and laments.

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"You see, that ott...

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