Silicon Valley Jokes - 16 Hilarious Silicon Valley Jokes

Silicon Valley Bank collapsed today so big tech lost a lot of money

That’s what you get for putting cash into a bank named after a tv comedy

What do you call the cleavage between breast implants?

Silicon Valley

Did you hear silicon valley is seceding from the USA?

Theyre forming the USB

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Redneck sits next to the silicon valley kid on the overnight train ride

Redneck really wants to sleep, but silicone valley kid won't shut up, describing the wonders of technology.

\- Nowadays I can find an answer to any question, no matter how hard, you just need to know how to use tech!

Redneck really wants to sleep. But the kid keeps showing his gadgets,...

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How do you ask a Silicon Valley prostitute for a handjob?

Submit a pull request.

A Silicon Valley Bumper Sticker: My Other Car Is Autonomous...

...but I never drive it.

ELI5: If Silicon Valley seceded from the US

would they be considered a developing nation?

A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant...

Its called Eel-on Musk.

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2 Congressmen, 2 rednecks, and 2 tech guys from Silicon Valley go to North Korea . . .

So these 2 Congressmen decided to make a goodwill trip to North Korea. To show the wide range of cultures in the U.S., they took a couple redneck guys from Mississippi and a couple of tech savvy guys from California. After a short tour, they were thrown in prison for not having proper credentials....

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What do you call the area between 2 fake tits?

silicon valley.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

Tommy will figure

Tommy's Mum: Tommy, you need to let your younger brother learn things on his own too.

Tommy: Sure Mom!

Johnny: (Tommy's younger brother) What's 89 times 2

Tommy: it's.... (Interrupted by Mum)

Tommy's Mum: Tommy Hilfiger it out

Foreigners

This is joke is based on a real-life incident as told to me by a colleague.

A Silicon Valley IT professional from India invites his parents to visit US of A and stay with his family. The apartment complex where the IT guy was staying was predominantly inhabited by Indian origin (desi). Durin...

a computer that knows everything

in Silicon Valley, there was an exhibition of a new generation Artificial Intelligence computer, which was supposed to know everything: a man and his son went to the exhibition.
"I will hide in the next room," said the man, "and you will ask the computer where am I."
So the man hides and t...

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GEEKS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers
stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the
door saying "GEEKS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"
He goes in and sits down.

The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of...

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Open Season on Nerds

This truck driver was driving through the Silicon Valley. He decides he needs a cup of coffee so he pulls into this truck stop. As he goes in the door he sees a sign that says "No Nerds will be served." He sits down at the bar, and the bartender comes over to him. The truck driver says, "I'll have a...

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