The bartender calls 911, "I need to report an attempted murder!"
Man: Honey, what's wrong?
Woman: I'm feeling a little depressed...
Man: Why don't you listen to some music? That always cheers you up.
Woman: Okay...will you put on some Sheryl Crow?
Man: If It Makes You Happy.
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