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Tina Turner Jokes

What did Tina Turner use to paint her kitchen?

Second hand emulsion.

One of Santa's reindeer served in the army with Tina Turner

Back then he was known as Private Dancer

What was tina turners pet name for Ike?

Beats me

Tina Turner was asked to invest in a rom-com reboot of Stephen King's clown movie

She asked, "what's love got to do with *It*?"

How do you know a girl likes you?

If she gives you a handy, you know she likes you. Especially if she uses the proper handy motion.

How do you know a girl loves you?

She'll give you another handy!

Because what's love but a second handy motion?

Sorry, Tina Turner was just on the radio.

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