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Johnny Cash Jokes

What did the police do when Johnny Cash got arrested?

They made him walk the line.

Did you know Johnny Cash and Eddie Money were really good friends?

They both had common cents.

I grew up with Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope

Now there's no jobs, no cash, and no hope. Please don't let anything happen to Kevin Bacon.

I found out the real reason Johnny Cash only wore black.

So they wouldn't call him Johnny Clash.

What happened to Johnny Cash when he purchased a house?

Johnny Debt

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We used to have Charlie Pride, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs & Stevie Wonder

Now we have no Pride, no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs & it's no fucking Wonder

Bring your country music with you to San Francisco.

Be sure to bring your country music with you if you go to San Francisco. They have coin operated toilets and you’re going to need Johnny Cash.

A lady walked into a tattoo parlor...

A lady walked into a tattoo parlor and asked to have her favorite two country stars tattooed on her thighs. “I want Elvis’ face right her on this thigh, and Johnny Cash’s face on the other one.” After the work was done, she walked out onto the sidewalk and stopped the first man she saw – a fellow st...

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