Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.

Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.

I found out the real reason Johnny Cash only wore black.

So they wouldn't call him Johnny Clash.

What did the police do when Johnny Cash got arrested?

They made him walk the line.

What happened to Johnny Cash when he purchased a house?

Johnny Debt

A lot of people mistake Johnny Cash for a country artist.

I understand though, as far as genres go he walks the line.

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We used to have Charlie Pride, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs & Stevie Wonder

Now we have no Pride, no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs & it's no fucking Wonder

Bring your country music with you to San Francisco.

Be sure to bring your country music with you if you go to San Francisco. They have coin operated toilets and you’re going to need Johnny Cash.

An older, heavyset lady walks into a tattoo parlor.

She tells the artist that she wants Roy Orbison on the inside of her left thigh and Johnny Cash on the inside of her right thigh. After 4 painful hours, the artist rolls his chair back looking satisfied. She looks down and tells the artist that they just don't look right to her.

The artist g...

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