SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and shoots you
Three kids are smoking behind the bike sheds at school!
Kid 1: "My Dad can blow smoke through his nose!" Kid 2: "Yeah, well my Dad can blow smoke through his ears!" Kid 3: "That's nothing, my Dad can blow smoke through his ass!!" I've seen the nicotine stains in his underpants!
I like my sheds the way I like my strip clubs...
...dark and full of hoes