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Cows and ideologies (long)

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots...

I like my sheds the way I like my strip clubs...

...dark and full of hoes

A man goes to a funeral

A man goes to a funeral.
He asks the widow if he may say a word.
The widow nods and says "Of course, please do".
The man clears his throat and says "Bargain".
The widow sheds a tear, puts her hand on his shoulder and replies "Thanks. That means a great deal."

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