SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots...
I like my sheds the way I like my strip clubs...
...dark and full of hoes
A man goes to a funeral
A man goes to a funeral. He asks the widow if he may say a word. The widow nods and says "Of course, please do". The man clears his throat and says "Bargain". The widow sheds a tear, puts her hand on his shoulder and replies "Thanks. That means a great deal."