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Sheds Jokes

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My wife and I just bought a house

It came with two separate sheds in the backyard. But lately we’ve been arguing a lot about what goes in which shed.

It’s all about that he-shed/she-shed bullshit.

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Two Cows

**Edit: Just to make it clear, I am not taking credit for the joke(s). I just merely found it/them whilst browsing around and thought you guys would appreciate it/them.**



SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbour



COMMUNISM

You have 2...

What do a serial killer and a prolific gardener have in common?

Both of their sheds are filled with hoes.

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