The Highways Agency found over two hundred dead crows on the M4 near Slough recently, and there was immediate concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of d...
One day, a woman was watching the news.
Suddenly, there was a newsflash saying , ‘Please do not drive on the main road near Slough, there is a car going the wrong way down it dangerously’. The woman realised that her husband was going down the same road, and panicking, she called him up.
‘Hey, there’s a car going the wrong way...
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Billy the Tree
Billy the tree aces his SATs at Forest High and ends up with a full college scholarship. The day arrives for him to move halfway across the state. The older trees wish him luck, and they make him promise to write. They wave and cheer as he packs his trunk and leaves.
He arrives at his college...
The Kings English
I take it you already know Of tough and bough and cough and dough? Others may stumble, but not you, On hiccough, thorough, slough and through.
Beware of heard, a dreadful word, That looks like beard but sounds like bird.
And dead: It’s said like bed, not bead -- For goodness’ sake, don...