Antivirus Jokes - 8 Hilarious Antivirus Jokes

What do you call an antivirus made for windows

Curtains

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Girl, are you Norton Antivirus?

Because when you're running, I can't seem to do anything but watch.

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What's a pirate's favorite antivirus?

# Avast!

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Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges.

If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days.

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Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer.

Single Asian ladies don't wanna do it with me anymore.

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This Coronavirus fear is getting out of hand...

I accidentally sneezed on my monitor, and my antivirus software started running.

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What kind of health insurance does Steven Hawking have?

AVG Antivirus

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A short guide to extreme BDSM

Some couples like what they have. Others want to experiment. This is a quick and simple (and dirty) tutorial for some extreme [BDSM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) play in a young couple's bedroom.

As far as special equipment goes... well, it'll become obvious as you read.

Step ze...

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