Didn't know where to get a boa constrictor.

One of my friends recommended Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.

[OC] A programmer walks into a coffee shop

A programmer walks into a coffee shop on his lunch break with his pet, a black Labrador. He comes in with a scowl on his face and a furrowed brow, his expression showing a frustrated yet pensieve look about him. He asks for a plain, black coffee.

The barista compassionately eyed the man fo...

Snakes are misunderstood

Constrictor snakes just want hugs and get carried away and then eat the evidence to stay out of snake prison because they AIN'T GOING BACK.

My friend likes to hug people. But gradually, people started to keep their distance from him.

I just remembered, he's a boa constrictor.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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