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Security Clearance Jokes

Why did Larry and Curly apply for security clearance?

Because they were going to Gitmo

How Many Aerospace Engineers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Although the exact number is a closely held state secret requiring level 5 security clearance, I can assure you, that for $50,000, it *can* be done.

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