For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero?

Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.

Iron Man never got along with Aquaman.

He has rust issues

If Liam Neeson played Aquaman

"I've got a particular set of gills"

How is a bankruptcy clearance sale similar to Aquaman going to an undersea cinema with his girlfriend?

They're both liquidating.

How does Aquaman get his news?

He streams it on SeaNN.

With the news about Johnny Depp and Aquaman 2, there's a sign the pandemic is almost over.

They've reached Heard immunity.

AquaMan + Alcohol

Q: Why does AquaMan drink?

A: He’s an Ethyl MerMan.

Do you know what Aquaman says when he gets dumped?

There's plenty of fish in the sea.

What did Aquaman say to Mera when she got new shoes

Water those

Anyone excited for the Aquaman movie? It might be my favorite sequel ever.

The Waterboy was hilarious.

Aquaman met Batman at a party

Batman says 'I've never met you before. So, what do you do, exactly?'

Aquaman: 'I fight all the villains of the sea.'

Batman: 'Huh. I didn't know there were any villains in the sea?!'

Aquaman: *'Cause I do my JOB!'*

What do you call Aquaman fighting crime in Antartica?

Justice

The members of the newly-formed Justice League were introducing themselves to each other.

S: “I’m Superman; I can fly, move at super speed, and have super strength.”

B: “I’m Batman; I’m the world’s greatest detective, master of many martial arts, and have gadgets that can do almost anything.”

GL: “I’m Green Lantern; my emerald bling can create constructs of anything I can i...

What do Aquaman and money market investors have in common?

They prefer liquid environments.

What martial art Aquaman learnt in Atlantis?

Crab Magá

Woah, is Aquaman running after your gardener?

No, he's Jason Mamoa

Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther

At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common?

They both come in waves.

Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind.

Whenever people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would survive in that situation.

Almost died watching Aquaman..

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Superman is bored...

Superman is bored.
He decides to fly around and see what his super hero friends are doing.

He flies to the bat cave. He sees Batman and Robin fixing the bat mobile. He says "That looks boring", and flies away.

He flies to the ocean. He sees Aquaman talking to sea turtles. He says, "...

I think Jason Momoa looks terrible as Aquaman...

...they should have chosen someone who looks more finnish.

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