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Afterschool Jokes

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What do you call an afterschool choir cooked in butter?

A Ghee Club.

John, a high school student, wants to join an afterschool club.

He looks through the catalog and decides on Yearbook. One day after school, he walks through the halls but realizes he doesn't know which room is Yearbook.

Finally, after looking around for 10 minutes, he gives up. He sees a room which has people editing photos inside. Thinking it must be Ye...

A teacher asks her class their favorite afterschool snacks.

“Decklyn,” the teacher calls to the new student in the back of the room, “what’s your favorite afterschool snack?”



“Nuts,” he replies.



“Very good,” the teacher replies. “What kind of nuts? Peanuts? Pine nuts?”



The boy shakes his head and answers, “Doughnu...

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