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Saves The Day Jokes

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A snail saves the day

A bear, a moose, a fox, a wolf and a snail were playing cards around a table. Suddenly, the bear let out a faint roar and said:

“Guys, I’m hungry. Could someone go buy some chocolate, or whatever?”

The moose shook his head and nodded towards the fox, who irritatingly slammed his little...

A woman was being robbed.

The robber was able to get her purse and starts running away. Nearby was a cowboy on his horse. He sees what went down and rushes over towards the robber. With a throw of his lasso, he is able to catch the robber and retrieve the purse.

The woman is ecstatic, saying “Wow. Thank you so much! ...

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