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Salvaged Jokes

A cheese factory exploded recently..

...Unfortunately, nothing could be salvaged except for de-brie.

I was so excited to be at my girlfriend's parent's house for dinner.

So I decided to make a good first impression by complimenting my girlfriend in front of her parents:

"Let me just start off this dinner by saying that I am delighted to be here with my beautiful girlfriend and her parents. Your daughter is an incredible person. She is kind, witty and, most im...

Two guys are stranded on island after being shipwrecked.

A: Is that... a toy boat you have there?

B: Salvaged it from the wreck to keep myself occupied before I die.

A: RC?

B: Yep.

A: Wow. And hey, wait a minute. Our ship was carrying red and blue paint, right?

B: No.

A: I guess we're *marooned.*

B: Dude....

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