Why does the capital of Puerto Rico have the same look as San Jose and San Salvador?

Because, when you've San Juan you've San them all.

What does Salvador Dalí eat for breakfast?

Usually just a bowl of surreal.

I met a girl from El Salvador. I told her she was El salvAdorable...

But she said she's heard that a Brazilian times.

What do you call Salvador Dali after multiple homicide?

A surreal killer.

What was Salvador Dalí’s favorite breakfast meal?

Surreal with milk

I don't suffer from madness.

I enjoy every second of it.
(attributed to Salvador Dali)

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You have two cows..

USA: You have two cows. You outsource a farm to milk them and sell the milk to those who can afford it. You then use the profit to buy someone else's cow for your butcher to make steak with.

Russia: You have two cows. When you get sober you remember that the mafia took them away from you, so ...

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

I want to start a cafe and fill it with surrealist paintings.

I'll call it Salvador Deli.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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