Youth Slang

Kids are always coming up with the strangest slang. Remember "on fleek" or when "dank" stopped meaning dingy?

I was working as a counselor at a summer camp one year. The kids came up with a new one and proceeded to absolutely run it into the ground. One day in the cafeteria, one of the ner...

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An old woman decides to rekindle the flame with her husband...

So one evening she gets fully nude and asks her husband, "So how do you like my birthday suit."

The husband lowers his newspaper, adjusts his glasses, gives a look and goes back to reading saying, "It's nice but sure needs some ironing."

Mario was sick of jumping around all day

He felt like he should be more politically involved. A few weeks ago, his friend Toad helped him set up a TV (mostly for watching trashy reality shows), but Mario became obsessed with US news networks. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, you name it. He had heard before of American democracy, and found it prefera...

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Well how nice!

Two older southern women recently rekindle a friendship after many, many years. They decide to meet for tea and discuss their lives.

The first older lady, starts telling the second about all the wonderful things her husband has done for her over her life. “See this big ol ring right here on m...

An old couple would fight all the time

An old couple would fight all the time, but in an attempt to rekindle their love they took a trip to Europe. They visited many countries in Europe over the trip. One of these countries was Israel. During their time in Israel the women suddenly died. The man was given a choice between two types of bu...

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So there's these two friends named Bill and Jim.

Jim has Chihuahua and Bill has a German Shepherd. These two guys go for a walk with their dogs every Saturday evening. One Saturday, as they were passing a popular bar, Bill asked Jim if he wanted to go get a drink.

Jim replied, "Um Bill we have dogs lol we can't go in there fam."

To t...

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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!", I said, "I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now! I’m a bit older and a bit balder than when you last...

At lunch...

An old couple decides to rekindle their younger years and have lunch naked.

"You know," says the wife, "when we do this kind of stuff, it really warms my heart".

"Your breast is in the soup" answers the husband.

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