Sadder Jokes - 20 Hilarious Sadder Jokes

What is even sadder than a funeral?

An eral. It is like a funeral but with no fun.

It’s Sadder in Italy

“Doctore, all five of my bambinos! They have the no ambition! They all want to be valets when they grows up, jus’ like their lazy father! Can you do anything?”
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“I’m afraid it is hopeless, Senora Abatangelo. It is the worst case of parking son’s disease I have ever seen.”

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A depressed man walks into a bar.

He approaches the bartender and says, "I'll have six double brandy." The bartender replies, "You must've had a really tough day!"

"Yeah, I found out that my dad is gay", the man replies.

The following day, the man returns to the bar looking much sadder than before, ordering another six...

What's a sadder place than Crimea?

Crimea river

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Some Sundays can be sad but the day before is always a sadder day.

Saturday!

A lot of people don't like Mondays

But 48 hours ago was a sadder day.

The only thing sadder than a gluten free funeral...

is a flourless grave.

They say Sunday is the saddest day of the week

But experts recognize that the day before it is truly the sadder day.

I thought Friday was a sad day...

Turns out the next day was a sadder day.

What do you call a sad dog ?

A Melan-Collie.

What do you call a sadder dog ?

A Chi-Waah-Waah.

If you think Friday is a sad day, I’ve got some bad news for you.

Tomorrow is Sadder Day.

A young couple in poverty give birth to identical twins.

After much consideration they decide that the best thing for the baby boys would be to give them up for adoption so that they can have a better shot in life. One boy goes to a Spanish family who name him Juan, the second goes to an Indian family who name him Amal.

18 years pass when the birth...

Sunday was kinda sad

but day before sunday was a sadder-day...

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

(not original, but I forget the source)

I think we should swap the weekend days

Cause Sundays are definitely sadder days.

A lot of times I'm depressed throughout the week, and then the weekend comes and I'm worse...

Some would call it a sadder day.

I always cry on the first day of the weekend

It's a sadder-day

RIP Bill Paxton

Since Trump took over I get sadder with each Bill that's passed.

I'm 100 percent against

animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me.

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Big Chief problems

A proud Indian chief walks in the doctors office with his wife.
She says ‘big chief, no fart!’
The doctor understands the problem immediately and prescribes a laxative and to return in 3 days.
3 days later, the chief and his wife walk back in, the chief looking visibly uncomfortable,
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