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Sachs Jokes

Of course Goldman Sachs called their clients "muppets"

Some of them ended up living in garbage cans.

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So a finance professional is traveling to Goldman Sachs to be interviewed for an internship, and he has lost his way...

He asks a man in passing, "Hey, do you know the way to Goldman Sachs from here?" The man nods and says, "Yes, just take the next left, travel one block, and it will be on your right." The first man thanks him and is on his way.

Sure enough, he comes to a magnificent building coated in gold p...

What do Wall Street and King Midas have in common?

Goldman Sachs

Profound (And Deep) Jokes

A manager at Goldman Sachs has this to tell.

Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at Rs ...

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A black guy, Jew, and prostitute walk into a bar.

They sit down and begin to discuss their sex lives.

The black guy says "Man, I get all the sex I want. I'm the only black guy in this town and all these woman want a piece of me."

The prostitute responds with "You think that you get a lot of sex? I get paid for it. Every day, I get end...

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Bovine Economics

Basic Economics, brought up to date...



\*\*SOCIALISM\*\*



You have 2 cows.



You give one to your neighbor.



The government charges a gift tax.







\*\*COMMUNISM\*\*



You have 2 cows.



The...

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