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Myers Jokes

What's Jesus' Myers-Briggs personality type?

INRI

What's the difference between Mike Myers and Michael Myers?

Michael Myers starred in a successful movie in the last decade.

I just took a Myers-Briggs test.

Turns out I'm a Briggs.

A married couple with kid gets h*rny...

on a Sunday morning and thinks about how they can have some time to "cuddle". So they tell their son to go stand on the balcony and look if he can see something new going on in the neighbourhood.

So their son stands on the balcony and they get going. After a few minutes he yells: "Dad, dad! T...

So Mike Myers was sent to jail for cocaine charges

Rumor has it his fellow inmates have started calling him Austin Powders

I did a Briggs-Myers personality test. It said answer honestly, so i did.

Apparently I have no personality.

Yo momma so fat...

Her Myers-Briggs type is PBNJ.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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The gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new

sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very

long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of

gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too

personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's...
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