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A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach in Fort Myers, Florida.

She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
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I just took a Myers-Briggs test.

Turns out I'm a Briggs.

I did a Briggs-Myers personality test. It said answer honestly, so i did.

Apparently I have no personality.

So Mike Myers was sent to jail for cocaine charges

Rumor has it his fellow inmates have started calling him Austin Powders

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The gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new

sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very

long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of

gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too

personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's...

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New York police officers helped a black woman deliver a baby on the side of the road

Said one officer, “Come out with your hands up!”


- Seth Myers / Writers

Yo momma so fat...

Her Myers-Briggs type is PBNJ.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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