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Moby Jokes

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Who’s Moby ’s father?

Papa

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I came home one day to my wife ripping pages out of "Moby " in the living room. "Why are you doing that?" I asked.

She replied, "Well, to make a long story short."

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Moby goes to a bar

And swims up to the bartender and orders his usual, a bucket of plankton. The shark bartender prepares his order and slides it over to the whale at the bar but notices the whale start eating without saying thanks.

“Hey, you’re welcome!” yells the bartender

A couple seconds goes by an...

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I took a few pages from Moby and boiled them to see what it tasted like.

It was just okay, but I might not do it again. It was a novel tea.

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Who circumcised Moby ?

Four Skin Divers

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How do you circumcise Moby ?

Send down 4 skin drivers

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Why did Moby join a heavy metal band?

He could really whale.

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Beyond just the name, Moby was still totally gay

He swallowed a lot of seamen

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After countless attempts at Moby the ol' cap'n was a nervous wreck and missing a leg...

Did someone at least send him a "Get Whale Soon" card?

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What do you call a whale with erectile dysfunction?

Mopey

If you guys have more Moby jokes, let me know in the comments

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Chuck Norris once

-injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Moby , and Godzilla.

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2 short and cute Jokes

1st -
Question: How does Herman Melville (from Moby ) finish off all of his stories?

Answer: ||"And there she blows!"||


2nd -
Question: Why does the gas station attendant have a long lasting relationship with his girlfriend?

Answer: ||Cause he always knows how ...

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What did Ahab yell out to Moby as it swam away?

Catch you later!

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What’s pink and sits on the bottom of the ocean

Moby’s


My mom told this to me when I was maybe 10

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Where did all the sperm whales come from?

Moby

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What’s grey, weighs 500 pounds, and drags along the bottom of the ocean?

Moby’s

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A cop is driving around in his car

When he comes upon a car parked on a dead end street and sees some people in it. He walks upto the car where he sees a guy reading a book in the front seat and a girl knitting in the back seat.

He asks the gentleman for his license and registration. He goes back to his car and runs the info, ...

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William Shakespeare, Herman Melville, and a Redditor all meet up in heaven one day

Eventually, the conversation turns to the impact their literature had on the world.

Herman Melville starts boasting. He says “I wrote 15 books, and my book “Moby ” is still studied in schools and famous to this day”.

William Shakespeare interjects: “That’s nothing! Why, I wrote 192...

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Why did the blonde librarian sleep with a famous musician?

She wanted a first edition of Moby's .

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Chuck Norris Facts!

-can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it.

-can make scissors beat rock.

-when he's looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough
to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

-can unscramble eggs.

-counted t...

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A man walks into a pet store and sees a very expensive parrot...

A man walks into a pet store and sees a $3000 parrot...

"Wow, that's expensive", the man says to the clerk. The clerk responds that this particular parrot is very talented. "How so?", questioned the man.

"Well, if you pull on his right leg", he'll sing The Star Spangled Banner. So ...
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