Engagement Ring Jokes

And suffering.

And finally, the suffer-ring

"One that's a bit like you," she said.

"Full of sparkle?"

"Cheap and round," she replied.

So I spent £200 and gave most of the ring to our landlord.

"How much did it cost?" she asked in a flash.

"£300," I told her.

"£300?!" she fumed. "You said you were going to spend a month's wages!"

"I didn't say it was going to be *my* month's wages."

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd... read more

When he could've called it a Kneel Diamond?

First, you get the engagement ring.

Then, you get the wedding ring.

And finally, you get suffering

A ENGAGEment ring

There was a diamond in the ruff.

He'd marry a thin girl because she could wear a smaller sized engagement ring.



Source: 1913 newspaper

His father explains the three rings.

The first ring is the engagement ring. It tells her of your undying love.

The second ring is the wedding ring. It signifies your intent to stay with this woman for the rest of your lives.

Then comes the suffering.

Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.


Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to ge... read more

on Valentines Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.

After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a scholar," he replies.

"A scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but wha... read more

Archeologists originally believed it to be simple wear and tear, until it was discovered there were no signs of soldering on the bodies of the golden ticks, indicating they were intentionally made legless. A professor on the scene theorized that these rings were a gesture of romantic interest or a p... read more

First comes the engagement ring...followed by the marriage ring...but no one ever told me what came after that. The suffering.

I met my husband while I was working in a science library. He came in every week to read the latest journals and eventually decided to take out the librarian instead of the books.
After a year and a half of dating, he showed up at the library and started rummaging through my desk. I asked what he... read more