UPJOKE

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Cause' freedom rings

Happy 4th! Why are there no knock-knock jokes about ‘Murica?

~~because freedom rings~~ because we have no-knock warrants as our pun-ishment of choice.

What do you call the concentric clouds around a nuclear explosion?

Freedom rings.

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