Ruining Jokes - 10 Hilarious Ruining Jokes

Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022!

Cause 2022 is 2020 too.

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Wife: Stop pretending your life is a youtube video!! It's ruining our marriage!

Me: Do you guys think it's ruining our marriage? Let me know in the comments below!

My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday

That’s ridiculous, I didn’t even know it was her birthday.

So a mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here. You're always ruining jokes."

The mushroom says "Come on. I'm a nice guy."

My obsession with Doris Day songs is ruining my social life.

I already lost my friends Kay, Sarah, Sarah.

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As a Muslim redditor, I feel disappointed...

That my posts never blows up.

Edit 1: Everyone says that my jokes are the bomb, but still this didn't explode.

Edit 2: KA-BOOOM!

Edit 3: For those wondering, I am a Muslim for real and I find this funny af so chill out guys, no need to hate on religions, we're at /r/jo...

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is really ruining our children...

My son used to want to be a doctor or a lawyer, now only wants to grow up to be a pizza man.

That damned Greek Mythology class is ruining my G.P.A.

I guess you could say it's my Achilles' aorta.

I’m sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion.

She’s single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.

I was talking to the local kids last night, telling them they are ruining what our forefather's created.

One kid said, "my mom sleeps around but I ain't got four fathers!". I shook my head and got his mom's number.

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