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Ruining Jokes

Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022!

Cause 2022 is 2020 too.

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Wife: Stop pretending your life is a youtube video!! It's ruining our marriage!

Me: Do you guys think it's ruining our marriage? Let me know in the comments below!

My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday

That’s ridiculous, I didn’t even know it was her birthday.

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My wife thinks deep-throating my cock is ruining her vocal cords.

I don’t know how she can say that.

So a mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here. You're always ruining jokes."

The mushroom says "Come on. I'm a nice guy."

My obsession with Doris Day songs is ruining my social life.

I already lost my friends Kay, Sarah, Sarah.

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As a Muslim redditor, I feel disappointed...

That my posts never blows up.

Edit 1: Everyone says that my jokes are the bomb, but still this shit didn't explode.

Edit 2: KA-BOOOM!

Edit 3: For those wondering, I am a Muslim for real and I find this shit funny af so chill out guys, no need to hate on religions, we're at /r/jo...

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Porn is really ruining our children...

My son used to want to be a doctor or a lawyer, now only wants to grow up to be a pizza man.

That damned Greek Mythology class is ruining my G.P.A.

I guess you could say it's my Achilles' aorta.

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My girlfriend broke up with me last week because I “kept ruining sex for her.”

Turns out girls don’t like it when you call their clits “Throbbin’ Hood.”

I’m sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion.

She’s single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.

I was talking to the local kids last night, telling them they are ruining what our forefather's created.

One kid said, "my mom sleeps around but I ain't got four fathers!". I shook my head and got his mom's number.

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