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What's the difference between a lobster with big breasts and an abandoned bus terminal that's fallen into disrepair?

Ones a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

So an engineer ends up in Hell...

So an engineer dies and goes to Hell despite the fact he's supposed to be in Heaven. Being an engineer and all, he notices Hell is in a state of disrepair and fixes everything. God looks down and notices that Hell is in a relatively decent state.

He notices the Engineer, who simply shrugs, an...

God is walking on the border between heaven and hell...

God is walking on the border between heaven and hell.

He notices the fence on Satan's side is broken down and in disrepair.

He calls Satan over, and says, "Satan, fix this fence or I will sue you."

Satan looks nonplussed and says:

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET AN ATTORNEY?!...

A joke my Cousin told to me when I was 5, that I rewrote one day. The Rabi and the Trids (WARNING: LONG)

This is the story of a Rabbi named Steven. Steven was lost in the mountains of Bolivia one day. He had embarked from Lima weeks ago, but his translator had taken a rather nasty tumble and was no longer with him. But the Rabbi continued. He walked forward and up, perhaps being guided by a higher forc...

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