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Rpgs Jokes

my wife left me cuz I spend all day playing RPGs..

now i'm not the mana used to be

How can you tell when you play RPGs way too much?

When your girlfriend’s/wife’s pants become a rare drop!

If nerds play RPGs, what do Geeks play?

RBGs.

Why do rogues and thieves in RPGs usually wear medium armor?

Because it's literally made out of 'hide'.

Courtesy of /u/Courin at /r/Guildwars2 (with minor editing):
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/3b8p5o/why_thieves_are_a_medium_armor_class_in_gw2/

The curse of the coffin

Three men, Gary, Dan, and Job, grew up together as best friends. They dreamed of one day becoming rich and would do anything to attain wealth. One day, as they were sitting in the local bar, they overheard another group of men discussing the long lost buried treasure of Captain Sleazybeard. The thre...

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