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Sega Jokes

I asked my Argentine friend why SEGA systems were so popular there in the late '80s.

He replied, "No nintendo."

SEGA has decided to release a game about a guy that won't let other people queue for religious events. Instead he always runs really fast to the front.

Sonic the hajj-hog.

I’ll see myself out

What did Atari say to Sega when he moved out of his house? “I gotta pac - man”

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