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Sega Jokes

What does Marlon Brando say if you put his face on a Sega Genesis?

“I coulda been a Nintendo!”

SEGA has decided to release a game about a guy that won't let other people queue for religious events. Instead he always runs really fast to the front.

Sonic the hajj-hog.

I’ll see myself out

What did Atari say to Sega when he moved out of his house? “I gotta pac - man”

A talk between video game consoles...

NINTENDO: Do you remember when we were the video consoles all people wanted to have?
SEGA: I do.
ATARI: I have no memory.

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