Who decided to make Dyslexia such a hard word to spell?

Same person who thought it'd be fun to add an "s" to lisp

I never get tired of jokes about dyslexia even though I have it.

I wish I could read all of them.

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I met a stripper with dyslexia

Her name was Density.

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I put the sexy in dyslexia

Wait

My teachers said I couldn’t do poetry because of my dyslexia..

But so far I’ve made two bowls and a vase.

i used to go to hogwarts but they kicked me out because of my dyslexia

apparently spelling matters

When life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia.

There should be a sub for stolen jokes.

What do you call an insomniac agnostic with dyslexia?

Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there really is a *dog*.

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When I heard there was a cure for dyslexia...

... it was music to my arse

"What do we want!?" "A cure for Dyslexia!" "When do we want it!?"

"Onw!"

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I have daily sex

Edit: I have dyslexia\*

I took a dyslexia test online, but as it turns out it was actually a dysphoria test, so guess what...

I'm a gril who can't raed.

People always told me my dyslexia would hold me back and I'd never be any good at poetry.

But they couldn't be more wrong. So far I've made two jugs and a vase.

Ban weapons of mass dyslexia!

Before they start an unclear war.

I thought I had dyslexia,

Turns out it was just dahd.

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Wife says to husband.

Wife: I can't believe it, first I am diagnosed with dyslexia.

Now I have tiny tits.

Husband: Tinnitus babe Tinnitus..

The cruel god cursed his creations with dyslexia, but nothing happened since they could do no wrong while fully under his control.

So he gave all of them free will – and the first thing his creations did was deicide.

Did you hear about the guy who found out he had dyslexia?

He was so upset, he threw himself behind a bus.

I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer.

Maybe my iPhone is just broken

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexia Association

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Got some odd news in my dyslexia association newsletter today... [NSFW]

Turns out everybodies cocks go black this weekend.

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When I heard someone had found a cure for dyslexia.....

...it was like music to my arse. I got down on my knees and thanked dog. Then I removed it from this years Satan list.

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My teacher told me I would never be good at poetry because of my dyslexia

But so far I’ve made 3 vases and a jug so fuck you!

Why don't people with dyslexia like Christmas?

They don't like getting presents from Satan.

I’d make a joke about dyslexia

But I’d probably get it mixed up.

The doctor said I have dyslexia which is a Brain condition

Which makes no sense since my name is not Brian

"I think Karen has dyslexia."

"Why do you say that?"

"We put a nativity scene in town square, and she demanded to see the manger."

Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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I must get my dyslexia sorted out.

I bought a car off ebay last week with no reserve.


The fucking thing won't go backwards.

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As a guy with dyslexia I'm pretty scared...

A friend just told me the cocks go black in the UK tonight.

I think dyslexia is hilarious.

So is tourettes you funch of cucking sock buckers!

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I find Dyslexia really hot

After all, you can't spell "Dyslexia" without "sexy"

My Grandad, who died in the war, could only be a chef due to his dyslexia.

He went out all buns glazing.

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My doctor wrote a prescription for daily sex

But my gf says it's dyslexia

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Despite my objections, my pastor told me and my boyfriend that homosexuality and dyslexia are sinful.

I guess I'm in Daniel

Dyslexia affects people in different ways

Especially today, on Friday the 13th

My dyslexia is a little unique. I often end up reading words backwards, without realising, and it annoys the hell out of people. I sit by my bed and pray every single night for it to go away, "maybe he'll fix it", I thought...

After all, God is a man's best friend.

Dyslexia

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I have a dyslexia fetish

It makes my spine stiff

A buddy of mine suffers from dyslexia, paranoia and he's agnostic.

He's scared all the time wondering is there is a Dog

What do you get when you combine insomnia, dyslexia and agnosticism?

Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Our school for dyslexia took a trip to an insect museum.

It wasn't quite what we expected, but our tour guide from Alabama treated us like family.

My teachers always told me I couldn't do poetry because of my dyslexia, but I really showed them...

I made a mug, a vase, and a pot just today!

Someone tried to steal my dyslexia music collection

I nearly lost my hits

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Went to my dyslexia assessment earlier on today

Found out I have dailysex

The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party.

Everyone came dressed as goats.

Because of my dyslexia, sometimes I get lost when I use public transportation.

Oops sorry. Wrong bus.

I took the number 25 instead of the 52 today thanks to my dyslexia

Whoops, wrong bus

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Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia.

However, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse.

I have a form of dyslexia for words

At the end of a sentence I sometimes say the wrong sauce

I don't have dyslexia.

I have google home.

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I dumped the girl I met at Dyslexia Club because she used the "N" word.

Virgin.

Dyslexia

I’m glad my dyslexia is mild enough that I can still dear.

They said due to my dyslexia, I wouldn't stand a chance in a spelling bee.

You should've seen the look on their faces when I proved them grown.

LPT: If you know somebody with dyslexia that uses public transport, offer to help them read their timetable to prevent any mixups.

Whoops, wrong bus.

The Dyslexia Research Trust in UK is located in a town called

Reading

I've got a joke about dyslexia.

If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you.

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My Woman Hitler doesn’t think I deserve my wife because of my dyslexia..

Shit I meant Mother in law

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The agony of dyslexia

I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend last night. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him: "You idiot!"

"You're supposed to turn your clock back!

TIFU when my dyslexia made me take the wrong ride to work

Whoops, wrong bus

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Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia...

and now I've received one that says I have tiny tits.

Oh no wait, tinnitus.

Oh, you’re dyslexic? You should join the DNS

The national dyslexia society!

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Husband comes home from his doctor's appointment telling his wife that he has a prescription for daily sex.

She grabs the script and says 'Nice try, this for dyslexia' !!!

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Poor Dyslexic James (long, original)

James was dyslexic. Because of this, he always struggled in school. He was embarrassed by his dyslexia and never let on or got help for his problems, so his grades suffered. His teachers and guidance counsellors told him he’d never amount to anything. All his life, James just wanted to prove them wr...

[x-post from r/dyslexia] Today I misread 63 as 68 so it took me twice as long to get home with the public transport

Whoops, wrong bus

What's the difference between $3.50 and a girl flashing you on the street?

Dyslexia. One is free tiddy and one is tree fiddy.

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