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Dyslexia Jokes

I never get tired of jokes about dyslexia even though I have it.

I wish I could read all of them.

Who decided to make Dyslexia such a hard word to spell?

Same person who thought it'd be fun to add an "s" to lisp

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I met a stripper with dyslexia

Her name was Density.

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I put the sexy in dyslexia

Wait

People always told me my dyslexia would hold me back and I'd never be any good at poetry.

But they couldn't be more wrong. So far I've made two jugs and a vase.

Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia?

He sold his soul to Santa.

dyslexia isnt something to joke about...

anyhow, a man walks into a bra...

I took a dyslexia test online, but as it turns out it was actually a dysphoria test, so guess what...

I'm a gril who can't raed.

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As a guy with dyslexia I'm pretty scared...

A friend just told me the cocks go black in the UK tonight.

I thought I had dyslexia,

Turns out it was just dahd.

i used to go to hogwarts but they kicked me out because of my dyslexia

apparently spelling matters

Did you hear about the guy who found out he had dyslexia?

He was so upset, he threw himself behind a bus.

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I tried to explain dyslexia to my friend

But i couldnt find the right anal orgy

If life gives you melons...

You have dyslexia.

Ban weapons of mass dyslexia!

Before they start an unclear war.

What does a zombie with Dyslexia eat?

Brians

Why don't people with dyslexia like Christmas?

They don't like getting presents from Satan.

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When I found out they had found a cure for dyslexia I was like.....

Music to my arse!

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Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia.

However, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse.

What do you get when you combine insomnia, dyslexia and agnosticism?

Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

I have dyslexia

I write about it in my dairy

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I find Dyslexia really hot

After all, you can't spell "Dyslexia" without "sexy"

The doctor said I have dyslexia which is a Brain condition

Which makes no sense since my name is not Brian

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The best part of dyslexia is

That you at least get daily sex

When I was young, I was diagnosed with dyslexia and now...? ADD

I don't think I have the mental focus to be a father.

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My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My girlfriend insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know

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I used to have sex daily...

Then Reddit taught me it was just dyslexia...

I've got a joke about dyslexia.

If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you.

Dear Satan...

For Christmas I want a cure for my dyslexia

I don't have dyslexia.

I have google home.

"I think Karen has dyslexia."

"Why do you say that?"

"We put a nativity scene in town square, and she demanded to see the manger."

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I must get my dyslexia sorted out.

I bought a car off ebay last week with no reserve.


The fucking thing won't go backwards.

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Got some odd news in my dyslexia association newsletter today... [NSFW]

Turns out everybodies cocks go black this weekend.

I’m an atheist and have dyslexia

I don’t believe in my dog

My ADD always beats me when I’m trying to do my homework.

The dyslexia doesn’t help either.

My Grandad, who died in the war, could only be a chef due to his dyslexia.

He went out all buns glazing.

Dyslexia

I’m glad my dyslexia is mild enough that I can still dear.

I hate being an Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia

Every night I stay up, wondering if there is a Dog.

I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer.

Maybe my iPhone is just broken

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When I heard someone had found a cure for dyslexia.....

...it was like music to my arse. I got down on my knees and thanked dog. Then I removed it from this years Satan list.

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Wife says to husband.

Wife: I can't believe it, first I am diagnosed with dyslexia.

Now I have tiny tits.

Husband: Tinnitus babe Tinnitus..

If blind people have dyslexia

Does that mean that they feel the braille backwards?

They said due to my dyslexia, I wouldn't stand a chance in a spelling bee.

You should've seen the look on their faces when I proved them grown.

I have a dyslexia fetish

It makes my spine stiff

Someone tried to steal my dyslexia music collection

I nearly lost my hits

What turns making fun of a ginger into a hate crime?

Dyslexia

Our school for dyslexia took a trip to an insect museum.

It wasn't quite what we expected, but our tour guide from Alabama treated us like family.

I took the number 25 instead of the 52 today thanks to my dyslexia

Whoops, wrong bus

Because of my dyslexia, sometimes I get lost when I use public transportation.

Oops sorry. Wrong bus.

Dyslexia affects people in different ways

Especially today, on Friday the 13th

I have a form of dyslexia for words

At the end of a sentence I sometimes say the wrong sauce

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I dumped the girl I met at Dyslexia Club because she used the "N" word.

Virgin.

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My Woman Hitler doesn’t think I deserve my wife because of my dyslexia..

Shit I meant Mother in law

A buddy of mine suffers from dyslexia, paranoia and he's agnostic.

He's scared all the time wondering is there is a Dog

Do you know what DNA is an acronym for?

The National Dyslexia Association

Met a guy at the bar last night who looked a bit down

I asked him “what’s up man you look a bit down”

He said “I’ve just be diagnosed with the big C”

I said “Cancer?”

He said “No dyslexia”

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My husband came back with a prescription for Dailysex

I had to tell him it was for Dyslexia

The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party.

Everyone came dressed as goats.

My teachers always told me I couldn't do poetry because of my dyslexia, but I really showed them...

I made a mug, a vase, and a pot just today!

The cruel god cursed his creations with dyslexia, but nothing happened since they could do no wrong while fully under his control.

So he gave all of them free will – and the first thing his creations did was deicide.

TIFU when my dyslexia made me take the wrong ride to work

Whoops, wrong bus

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Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia...

and now I've received one that says I have tiny tits.

Oh no wait, tinnitus.

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