Who decided to make Dyslexia such a hard word to spell?

Same person who thought it'd be fun to add an "s" to lisp

I never get tired of jokes about dyslexia even though I have it.

I wish I could read all of them.

My teachers said I couldn’t do poetry because of my dyslexia..

But so far I’ve made two bowls and a vase.

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I met a stripper with dyslexia

Her name was Density.

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I have daily sex

Edit: I have dyslexia*

Why don't people with dyslexia like Christmas?

They don't like getting presents from Satan.

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When I heard there was a cure for dyslexia...

... it was music to my arse

i used to go to hogwarts but they kicked me out because of my dyslexia

apparently spelling matters

I took a dyslexia test online, but as it turns out it was actually a dysphoria test, so guess what...

I'm a gril who can't raed.

When life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia.

There should be a sub for stolen jokes.

I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer.

Maybe my iPhone is just broken

Ban weapons of mass dyslexia!

Before they start an unclear war.

I’d make a joke about dyslexia

But I’d probably get it mixed up.

People always told me my dyslexia would hold me back and I'd never be any good at poetry.

But they couldn't be more wrong. So far I've made two jugs and a vase.

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I put the sexy in dyslexia

Wait

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My teacher told me I would never be good at poetry because of my dyslexia

But so far I’ve made 3 vases and a jug so fuck you!

Did you hear about the guy who found out he had dyslexia?

He was so upset, he threw himself behind a bus.

I hate being an Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia

Every night I stay up, wondering if there is a Dog.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexia Association ..

My Grandad, who died in the war, could only be a chef due to his dyslexia.

He went out all buns glazing.

My dyslexia has been getting worse and worse lately.

I think it's reached a new owl.

The doctor said I have dyslexia which is a Brain condition

Which makes no sense since my name is not Brian

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The doctor gave me a prescription for daily sex

But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia

Dyslexia affects people in different ways

Especially today, on Friday the 13th

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Got some odd news in my dyslexia association newsletter today... [NSFW]

Turns out everybodies cocks go black this weekend.

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When I heard someone had found a cure for dyslexia.....

...it was like music to my arse. I got down on my knees and thanked dog. Then I removed it from this years Satan list.

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As a guy with dyslexia I'm pretty scared...

A friend just told me the cocks go black in the UK tonight.

I think dyslexia is hilarious.

So is tourettes you funch of cucking sock buckers!

I have a dyslexia fetish

It makes my spine stiff

"I think Karen has dyslexia."

"Why do you say that?"

"We put a nativity scene in town square, and she demanded to see the manger."

Our school for dyslexia took a trip to an insect museum.

It wasn't quite what we expected, but our tour guide from Alabama treated us like family.

What do you get when you combine insomnia, dyslexia and agnosticism?

Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

My dyslexia is a little unique. I often end up reading words backwards, without realising, and it annoys the hell out of people. I sit by my bed and pray every single night for it to go away, "maybe he'll fix it", I thought...

After all, God is a man's best friend.

Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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I must get my dyslexia sorted out.

I bought a car off ebay last week with no reserve.


The fucking thing won't go backwards.

Someone tried to steal my dyslexia music collection

I nearly lost my hits

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Despite my objections, my pastor told me and my boyfriend that homosexuality and dyslexia are sinful.

I guess I'm in Daniel

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I find Dyslexia really hot

After all, you can't spell "Dyslexia" without "sexy"

A couple years ago, I was scheduled to be the keynote speaker at a dyslexia convention in Los Angeles.

As I prepared for my speech, I wrote some notes and jokes on an index card. Most of the jokes came from r/Jokes.

Unfortunately, I was in a car accident the day before the convention, and I ended up in the Emergency Room. They took such good care of me that I was ready to give my speech the ne...

A buddy of mine suffers from dyslexia, paranoia and he's agnostic.

He's scared all the time wondering is there is a Dog

Because of my dyslexia, sometimes I get lost when I use public transportation.

Oops sorry. Wrong bus.

My teachers always told me I couldn't do poetry because of my dyslexia, but I really showed them...

I made a mug, a vase, and a pot just today!

The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party.

Everyone came dressed as goats.

Oh, you’re dyslexic? You should join the DNS

The national dyslexia society!

I took the number 25 instead of the 52 today thanks to my dyslexia

Whoops, wrong bus

I have a form of dyslexia for words

At the end of a sentence I sometimes say the wrong sauce

Dyslexia

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia

Whoops, wrong bus.

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I dumped the girl I met at Dyslexia Club because she used the "N" word.

Virgin.

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The agony of dyslexia

I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend last night. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him: "You idiot!"

"You're supposed to turn your clock back!

Dyslexia

I’m glad my dyslexia is mild enough that I can still dear.

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My Woman Hitler doesn’t think I deserve my wife because of my dyslexia..

Shit I meant Mother in law

I've got a joke about dyslexia.

If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you.

They said due to my dyslexia, I wouldn't stand a chance in a spelling bee.

You should've seen the look on their faces when I proved them grown.

LPT: If you know somebody with dyslexia that uses public transport, offer to help them read their timetable to prevent any mixups.

Whoops, wrong bus.

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Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia.

However, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse.

TIFU when my dyslexia made me take the wrong ride to work

Whoops, wrong bus

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[HELP] I have sexdaily

*Dyslexia

I've been suffering from amnesia...

or was it dyslexia?


All I know is that I can't remember it and I sure as hell can't spell it.

What's the difference between $3.50 and a girl flashing you on the street?

Dyslexia. One is free tiddy and one is tree fiddy.

Dyslexia

Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!

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Husband comes home from his doctor's appointment telling his wife that he has a prescription for daily sex.

She grabs the script and says 'Nice try, this for dyslexia' !!!

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Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia...

and now I've received one that says I have tiny tits.

Oh no wait, tinnitus.

My favourite six letter word?

Dyslexia

[x-post from r/dyslexia] Today I misread 63 as 68 so it took me twice as long to get home with the public transport

Whoops, wrong bus

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

He gets beaten by the woman wearing it as that's not how dyslexia works

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Dear Diarrhoea.

Today, I was diagnosed with dyslexia and I also shit myself.

A group of dyslexic men form a soccer team

When they got down to the name of their team they went with "Dyslexia untied"

What's the worst kind of genealogist?

A dyslexic one

Credit to my boyfriend as he came up with this while talking about how bad my dyslexia is.

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