I have OCD and ADHD

so everything has to be perfect! But not for very long!

ADHD Joke

Roses are red violets are blue ADHD be like Fire truck,triangle,circle,glue.

What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta?

It turns into a Ford Focus.

ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...

1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. \*Old MacDonald had a farm\* and bingo was his name-o!

We'll call it "The cognitive and behavioral fun time vacation for people with ADHD"

'Cause apparently "concentration camp" isn't politically correct

What does ADHD stand for?

Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!

I went to take an online ADHD test today...

but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring.

I'd tell you a joke about ADHD

God damnit, where was I going with this?

I have compiled a list of the 10 worst things about my ADHD.

1.

I’m finally starting to overcome my ADHD. Today I went on a 10 minute run, and then I spent 5 minutes on cleaning the kitchen.

And then I spent 45 minutes typing out 2 sentences to post to Reddit for karma

If you open a camp to help kids that have ADHD…

Does it count as a concentration camp?

I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd.

Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.

“Doctor, I think I have ADHD. I can never remember where I parked my Ford.”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

Man: But I keep losing my Focus.

I signed up for an ADHD support group...

We meet every Tuesday night from 6:00 to 6:08, 6:12 to 6:22, 6:31 to 6:44, and 6:46 to 7:00.

I bought a book that said it could help me harness the power of ADHD.

I never finished it.

How many adhd kids does take to screw in a light bulb ?

Let's go ride our bikes

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Joke my ADHD brain thought of out of nowhere

So the Hogwarts police confiscated a coffee cup suspecting it of dangerous enchantments. Turns out the police that grabbed it drank a bit too much butterbeer. It was just a normal coffee cup that belonged to some arrogant human thief.







It was a smug muggle mugger's mug.

Heard this ADhD joke a while back. A man walks into a bar with a penguin and a foul-mouthed parrot and somehow wins a bet or something.

Sorry, I guess I wasn't really paying attention.



My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD.

Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane.

What do we want? More research into a cure for ADHD! When do we want it?

Let's play swingball!

What do you call a person with severe ADHD

AD4K

What do you call a high resolution video taken during Jesus' resurrection?

ADHD

I was gonna make a joke about my ADHD.

Never mind, I’ll finish it later.

My idea of holding a summer vacation school to help kids with severe ADHD failed.

Do you think it's because I called it a "Concentration Camp?"

What type of orange juice do people with ADHD have trouble drinking?

Concentrate!

Two drunk people are sitting at a bar having an argument about Coronavirus.

The first one says "You're just trying to scare people. You don't know anything."

The second replies, clearly fed up with the first, "I'm a doctor! I'm paid to know these things, I have a PhD and everything!"

The first one slurs back, "Well ***I*** have a ***DhD.***"

The second...

I'm starting a retreat for people with ADHD

It's called the "'What's That Over There?' Retreat" and it takes place over 10 days with 2 days worth of content.

I have ADHD and I always think I’m sick.

My doctors call me the Hyper Hypochondriac.

I just sat down to write a joke about my ADHD.

Oh wait, a Buzzfeed quiz.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb.

One Jeremy! One! We've changed our entire lives, took on lower paying jobs. Spent years and time on therapy and pills and connections so you can have a normal life. So change the damn lightbulb Jeremey. CHANGE THE DAMN LIGHTBULB...

Psychologists have discovered a new way to see into the minds of those with ADHD

They're calling it AD4K

What do you call someone who worries that they might have ADHD?

A hyperchondriac

I think I have ADHD

But I can't bring myself to finish reading any articles on it.

To whoever stole my adhd meds

SQUIRELL!

Where do parents send their ADHD children during the summer?

Concentration camps

Studies show ADHD students cost the school more on average

Because they cannot afford to pay attention.

Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD

He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen.

Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.

*If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.*

*If You have Ocd, Push The numbers 1, 2, 3, 7*

*If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.*

*If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.*

*If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what ...

Joke my 9 year old daughter, Emma made up: What kind of list does Emma have a hard time with?

List-ening!

(She has ADHD)

There are three things holding me back in life:

1. Extreme ADHD that makes it impossible to finish a task.

I started a camp for kids with ADHD but nobody showed up.

I guess calling it Concentration Camp was a bad idea.

What do you call a summer program that aims to assist the Jewish community by helping their children overcome the difficulties of ADHD?

Seriously, because my first idea was a huge flop.

I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms.

It didn’t do so well, people kept telling me “Concentration Camp” was a bad name.

Did you heard about the suicide bomber with ADHD??

His brain was everywhere

If they would come up with a new name for a heavy form of ADHD

It would be AD4K

i used to suffer from chronic adhd

as i was saying bacon makes everything better.

Do you wanna hear a joke from someone with extreme ADHD?

So how many sugars do you want in your tea?

My son, who has ADHD, has been taking meds to help him run faster.

He's now AD480p.

My kid has Attention Deficit Disorder so I have sent him to a summer camp for kids with ADHD.

It's known as a Concentration Camp.

People think I have ADHD and I really don't..

To prove it I'll give you 10 reasons why Football is better than rugby

You think ADHD is a big problem now?

80 years ago there were millions of people in camps trying to concentrate.

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Spiderman, Iron-man and Superman decided to check who has the strongest erection

Spiderman, Iron-man and Superman decided to check who has the strongest erection

 

Iron-man thinks about Pepper Potts hangs 5-gallon bucket on his shlong and walks 5 yards. Everybody praises him.

 


Spiderman thinks about Gwen Stacy hangs 20-gallon ke...

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