My girlfriend wanted to try "doctor and patient" roleplay

But things went awry from the start when I said: "Hello! I'm your dietitian..."

I once meet a girl on a hook-up app. She was really into daddy daughter roleplay.

We did it, then I never spoke to her again. Since her dad left her, I thought I'd just commit to the role.

My girlfriend agreed to fulfill my "schoolgirl" roleplay fantasy.

All I need to get now is a gun.

My wife suggested to spice things up with roleplaying.

I asked her what she had in mind.

“Doctor and patient roleplaying” she said. “I’ll be the doctor.”

“Sounds good to me!” I said.

So she went to the bedroom and I waited in the hall.
I knocked on the door and hear her say: “Do you have an appointment?”

“Well, no...” ...

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Had my girlfriend wear her Starbucks uniform to bed for roleplay

She got my name wrong during sex

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The wife has been asking me to roleplay in the bedroom.

She was pissed when I rolled a monk cleric.

My girlfriend and I agreed to try some roleplay in the sack, but right at the end she screamed out the wrong name!

That's the last time I'm ever letting her wear her Starbucks uniform in bed.

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I told my girlfriend to roleplay as a a Lvl 100 Charizard while we were having sex.

She scratched me and told me that I didn't have enough badges to train her.

So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old...

I told her "why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"

I normally don‘t like roleplaying...

Just wanted to be frank with you.

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I like to play the bass.

My wife likes to play the fisherman. We have some strange roleplay.

My girlfriend roleplays as my mother a lot

I keep disappointing her while she drinks more wine

My wife and I had some difficulties lately in bed

We have some different interests

She likes roleplay

And I am into men

My girlfriend and I like to roleplay

She pretends to be a nurse while I pretend she exists.

Why are D&D nerds better in bed?

Because they always take initiative in the roleplay.

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My girlfriend had a sexual fantasy to roleplay as a 14 year old in bed.

I think it's pretty gross. Besides, she'll be 14 in 2 years anyway.

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I had sex for 3 hours last night...

We roleplayed as doctor and patient, and I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 58 minutes.

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A russian man and his wife are into BDSM

A russian man, Vladislav, and his wife, Anna, are very into BDSM and roleplay and have very kinky sex every night. One night, when they are both particularly into it, Anna decides that she can't take much more. Only issue is, Anna can't remember the safeword. She starts telling her husband to stop, ...

What does Barack say to Michelle when they're getting adventurous with their House of Cards roleplay?

"Let me be Claire."

My girlfriend and I were doing some doctor/patient ropelay. "Oh ny god," she purred, "are you going to inject ne, doc?"

I said, "Yes, honey. But don't worry, you won't feel a thing."

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Skyrim is a lot like sex

The first time is amazing

The second time is nearly as good

But by the hundredth time you've tried everything and the only way you can have fun anymore is to modify the hell out of it and get really really into roleplaying

“Who’s your daddy?”

A roleplay exercise in Alabama, a serious question in Detroit.

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Me and a girl were playing doctors.

Me and my girlfreind decided to roleplay one night, we decided to play doctors and she was the nurse. I lay down with my pants off and she begins shoving plastic horses into my anus.

She said that my condition is stable.

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Too black for casuals

So we were having sex and my girlfriend asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old teenager and i said :
-what the fuck , u will be 14 in 2 years anyway

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