What do you call a dog playing an FPS game?

*Collie* of Duty

Why are American school kids the second best FPS gamers next to Koreans?

Because they learned how to dodge bullets in real life

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I've got this online friend who's from Katowice. He's a great guy and all,but man,do I hate playing FPS games against him. He always hides in some trench and takes me out by surprise,every goddamn time!

Fuck the Polish comin straight from the underground.

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Whenever i play FPS games

Whenever i play FPS games i feel like a necrophiliac

Cause im always fucking dead.

I’m having the same problem when I’m playing FPS and when I’m peeing

I shot before I aim.

My experience from FPS gaming really paid off when my wife wanted to have a baby.

Spray and pray.

What does donald trump use when he plays FPS games?


my brain is like an overclocked cpu

it runs 2000 fps for a couple seconds then melts

What are your views on school?

Well, it is an FPS.

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