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Fps Jokes

Today I saw a license plate that said 420-fps

Their is no joke I just want to share something cool but I have no friends

Why does nobody like playing FPS games with Boy Scouts?

Because they're good at camping.


(Credit goes to the Scout's Life magazine I got today for making one of the worst scout jokes I've ever seen.)

What does donald trump use when he plays FPS games?

Wallhacks

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Whenever i play FPS games

Whenever i play FPS games i feel like a necrophiliac

Cause im always fucking dead.

What do you call a dog playing an FPS game?

*Collie* of Duty

I’m having the same problem when I’m playing FPS and when I’m peeing

I shot before I aim.

My experience from FPS gaming really paid off when my wife wanted to have a baby.

Spray and pray.

my brain is like an overclocked cpu

it runs 2000 fps for a couple seconds then melts

What are your views on school?

Well, it is an FPS.

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