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Do Alcoholics run in your family?

No, but they stumble around the break shit.

Before they drink they are pensive, but when they are drunk and break shit they are ex-pensive

If you run in front of a bus you get tired.

If you run behind the bus you get exhausted.

Did you know it's impossible to run in a campground?

You can only ran, it's past tents.

Do alcoholics run in your family?

No, they usually drive.

Obesity doesn't actually run in the family.

If they ran, they wouldn't be fat.

Why did the block of cheese run in the US presidential election?

Because he wanted to make America grate again.

It was Halloween and these two guys had a run in with some ghosties and ghoulies.

The lucky one was grabbed by the ghosties.

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I had a run in with an officer...

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."


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I was on vacation walking my dog on a beach in Germany when the dog decided to run in and was taken by the current

I don’t know how to swim so I screamed for help and luckily a local German jumped in after him. The man got the dog out of the water and immediately started twisting the dogs ear while slapping its ass as I sat there crying. Spontaneously my dog stood up and started breathing again and ran into my a...

Doctor: does anything run in your family that I should know about?

**Me: [clutching a crumpled photo of my dad]** ...yes

Insanity Does Not Run In My Family

It Strolls Through Taking Its Time Getting To Know Everyone Personally.

Why don't pot smokers run in weighted clothing?

It's bad for your joints.

I'm appalled that the quadriplegic society won't allow me to run in their presidential election

I won't stand for it!

What is a White Supremacist’s favorite race to run in?

The 3K!

Why do dogs run in circles?

It’s too hard to run in squares

I don't agree with what these people say. Obesity doesn't run in the family.

The problem is, nobody runs in the family.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family...

Not a damn thing has ever run in your family.

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Running in the Nude

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,
she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry, !
Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early,' !
'I can...

Bad puns run in the family...

I guess they're he**reddit**ary

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?


The run in with my Ex -Girlfriend

I bumped into my ex girlfriend pushing a baby down the street today

She nodded at the baby stroller and said, " Its yours."

I said, " Oh my God... Really??"

And she snapped back, ' Yea.. really'

"Hell yea! I can't believe it" I said as I picked up the baby, then place it ...

Alcoholism doesn't run in my family.

It walks.

You spill less beer that way.

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