Run In Jokes - 21 Hilarious Run In Jokes

If you run in front of a car you'll get tired...

But if you run behind the car you'll get exhausted

Alcoholism doesn’t run in my family

It drives

Chuck Norris hit the longest home run in MLB history

He also caught that ball

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If you run into an in the morning, you ran into an .

If you run into assholes all day, you're the .

Did you know it's impossible to run in a campground?

You can only ran, it's past tents.

Well...I just found out you can’t run in campgrounds...

You have to RAN.....because it's.......past tents. BWAHAHAHAHA

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Do Alcoholics run in your family?

No, but they stumble around the break .

Before they drink they are pensive, but when they are drunk and break they are ex-pensive

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Two friends, Sarah and Kate, who haven't met in a while, run into each other.

Sarah: You know, my boyfriend bought me a Mercedes two weeks ago.

Kate: Amazing!

Sarah: And yesterday, he gave me a pearl necklace.

Kate: Amazing!

Sarah: And in a month, we are going on a three-week-long vacation on Hawaii.

Kate: Amazing!

Sarah: Thanks. But,...

Waking up after three years in a coma, a man decided to run in a marathon.

He didn’t win, but he still got atrophy.

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I had a run in with an officer...

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

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Obesity doesn't actually run in the family.

If they ran, they wouldn't be fat.

Why did the block of cheese run in the US presidential election?

Because he wanted to make America grate again.

Insanity Does Not Run In My Family

It Strolls Through Taking Its Time Getting To Know Everyone Personally.

Why do dogs run in circles?

It’s too hard to run in squares

Why don't pot smokers run in weighted clothing?

It's bad for your joints.

It was Halloween and these two guys had a run in with some ghosties and ghoulies.

The lucky one was grabbed by the ghosties.

Bad puns run in the family...

I guess they're he**reddit**ary

What is a White Supremacist’s favorite race to run in?

The 3K!

I don't agree with what these people say. Obesity doesn't run in the family.

The problem is, nobody runs in the family.

I'm appalled that the quadriplegic society won't allow me to run in their presidential election

I won't stand for it!

Alcoholism doesn't run in my family.

It walks.

You spill less beer that way.

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