I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated
Kelly hobbled in to the bar on a crutch with one arm in a cast.
“My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked.
“I got in a tiff with Riley.”
“Riley? He's just a wee fellow" the barkeep said, surprised. "He must have had something in his hand.”
“That he did" Kelly said, “A shovel it was.”
“Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in y...
He Must Pay
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you." Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
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Did you hear about little Johnny?
Little Johnny was in grade 2, one day after class he was sitting in the back yard playing with his dinky cars and his dad sitting on the deck watching. Little Johnny is playing a lot quietly when a butterfly floats infront of little Johnny and *THUNCK* Little Johnny smashes the butterfly. Dad comes ...
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