Rollers Jokes - 6 Hilarious Rollers Jokes

Roman Rollers

Back in the days of the Roman Empire, the famous Emperor Nero instituted a new game.

The players would take those little disks you set your glass on in order to protect the furniture, and see who could get the most distance rolling them across the floor.

They were the first roller coas...

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I enjoy painting wildlife.

But the rabbits leave hair on my paint rollers.

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The old man and the elevator.

An old man from the country takes his family to town for the first time. They're at the mall and the mall has an elevator. Him and his son are watching this thing in amazement as they never saw one before and was not sure what it was. An older lady at least 80 with Gray hair in rollers and a walkin...

A local casino is offering marijuana infused beef to their best bettors.

That’s really high steaks for their high rollers.

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they’re high rollers

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I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny.

I said, "What's up, punk?"

"Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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