Did you know the average age of a professional curler is 45? Pretty much making the sport immune from performance enhancing drugs...
Unless they start testing for Viagra. Then the sport would be between a ROCK and a HARD PLACE.
It's pretty easy to fall in love with an Olympic Curler
They're used to sweeping people off their feet
My grandma told me this joke and I felt like I needed to share it.
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"
The second nun answered "Indeed it would Sister, but I wouldn't feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain tha...
Hello, my name is John and I would like to tell you about the time I entered a hairstyle competition. You see, I have always loved trying out different hairstyles and colors. It is something I have put great effort into!
It was about February of last year that the idea of entering a hairstyle...
Two nuns are doing their grocery shopping.
As they pass the cooler full of beer, one nun says longingly to the other one, "A cold beer would go down great tonight!" "Indeed," the other nun replies, "but how can we show up with beer at the check-out counter?" "Don't worry, I have a plan," the other nun answers. "Grab a six-pack." The cashier ...
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Girl at the checkout counter
A girl is at the checkout line at her local supermarket when a cute guy taps her on the back and says, "You must be single!"
She thinks this as such an odd comment and looks at the items she has on the conveyer belt. Did he think she was single because she bought butter? Could it be the tam...
There was an elderly couple aged 65 years old
Who had been married for 45 years. They shared a bed and like most couples had one side each, on her side was a bedside table with make up, hair curlers magazines etc, on his bedside table there was a small wooden box.
The husband went away to work one day and his wife was cleaning the house,...