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Rogues Jokes

Why do thieves and rogues use leather armor?

Because it's made of hide.

I dont get why Rogues arent able to learn languages.

I guess Thieves' Cant.

What do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues?

A sneak peak

Why do rogues and thieves in RPGs usually wear medium armor?

Because it's literally made out of 'hide'.

Courtesy of /u/Courin at /r/Guildwars2 (with minor editing):
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/3b8p5o/why_thieves_are_a_medium_armor_class_in_gw2/

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